What I’d Like to Tell Historic Figures

by: Jess Giessel

• Moses: Go South Boy… there’s good land and water in Uganda!
• Jesus: Go Away Son, Ya Bother Me!
• Mohammed: Have a Drink.. You’ll Feel Better… then we can go catch the show at Deja Vu!
• Abe Lincoln: You’re right about Slavery, but wrong about everything else.
• Jeff Davis: You’re wrong about Slavery, but right about everything else.
• Woodrow Wilson: Hell No… I Won’t Go!
• Franklin Roosevelt: Are you kidding? You’re far more dangerous than General MacArthur and Huey P. Long combined!
• Winston Churchill: It is not wise to make a pact with Beezelbub just to fight Satan!
• Adolf Hitler: CHILL OUT, DUDE!
• Dick Nixon: Just come clean and tell the truth… even Al Capone would have an easy time beating McGovern!
• George W. Bush: THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO LBJ!!!!!

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